A douchy, fedora-wearing hipster who thinks he's the world's foremost expert on sexuality but in reality has no sexual experience beyond what he can do with his hands and a Fleshlight. He tells people he's polyamorous so they'll think he's enlightened, but has never actually been in a romantic relationship of any kind. He cannot take criticism of any kind and will fly into a wall-of-text rage at the slightest provocation.

Left TrekBBS in a ragefit in September of 2014 after Robert Maxwell thoroughly and completely handed out the ownage, but is currently active on Wordforge because the admins there make everyone be nice to him.