TheLonelySquire

From Trek BBS

This user takes his name from a character in Star Trek (TOS) best described as a flamboyant, spoiled child with no respect for human beings and given to temper tantrums.

Born in late 1963, TheLonelySquire became a big fan of Prince after the Purple One was reported to have made anti-gay remarks. Close associates of TLS in real life, like TheFriendlyAngel, report that his anxiety and fear about all matters sexual is based in shame that his wife has been declared Honorary Town Bicycle in Middletown, Connecticut.

He sucks more cock than she does.